Amazon is now offering a new feature called “About You” which is based on your shopping buying habits. But are they getting all this information based on Amazon purchases or is it coming from other places, too? Here’s the “Amazon Song” to explain it all with apologies to James Weldon Johnson and his brother J. Rosamond Johnson of “Dem Bones” fame.
THE AMAZON SONG
Amazon, Amazon, headphones,
Amazon, Amazon, iPhones,
Amazon, Amazon, trombones,
So light up them Amazon phones!
Amazon’s connected to Facebook,
Facebook’s
connected to Instagram,
Instagram’s connected to YouTube,
Now light up them Amazon phones!
YouTube’s connected to TikTok,
TikTok’s connected to Snapchat
Snapchat’s connected
to Pinterest,
Now light up them Amazon phones!
Amazon, Amazon, oilstones,
Amazon, Amazon, megaphones,
Amazon, Amazon, shinbones,
So light up them Amazon phones!
Pinterest’s connected
to WhatsApp,
WhatsApp’s connected to LinkedIn,
LinkedIn’s connected to Messenger,
Now light up them Amazon phones!
Messenger’s connected to Reddit,
Reddit’s connected
to Telegram,
Telegram’s connected to your X account,
Now light up them Amazon bones!
Amazon, Amazon, shop around
Amazon, Amazon, shop around
Amazon, Amazon, shop around
Now light up
them Amazon phones!
by © Clyde James Aragon - All Rights Reserved
